VIDEO: Miguel Cabrera inks monster extension, gets a haircut, goes nuts

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You're about to break news of a deal that makes you the highest paid professional athlete in the history of everything: that's one reason you're going to need a haircut.

According to Miguel Cabrera's barber, he's got 292 (million) reasons for a haircut. Let the loco begin.

Moses Lopez, known as Jordan, has been cutting expensive hair for seven years. He's also responsible for the look of Aroldis Chapman, Melky Cabrera and Jose Reyes, to name a few.

Does Miggy's new contract mean a bigger tip?