Yes, seriously.
We're not quite sure why, exactly, but it's impossible to deny that having (insert any one of his multiple nicknames here) drive the zamboni makes the New Jersey Devils infinitely more awesome.
We just hope he can operate this machine better than he can shoot free-throws.
Stamkos rips one-timer to sink Avalanche 🤩
Caufield sinks Mammoth with 15th career OT winner 👏
Bratt ends it in OT as Devils fend off late comeback from Blues 😅
Hellebuyck, WYD? 🤦
McDavid beats 2 defenders, deposits own rebound for shorthanded tally 🔥
Mammoth's Cooley cleans up rebound for 2nd hat trick of season 👏
Nugent-Hopkins feels the love after becoming Oilers' games played leader 🧡
Lightning's Viel busts open Blackhawks' Boucher during big-time tilt 😤
Suzuki wastes no time with goal in 1st game back from injury 🙌
Mercer's 1st goal since joining Jets in Hellebuyck trade ✈️
