Watch: Fan pens 'Big Sexy' birthday ballad
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Bartolo Colon turns 43 years young on Tuesday, and that merits something special.
YouTube user Jason Juran gave us just that, uploading a catchy and original ballad to mark the momentous occasion. The song, complete with an accompanying slideshow, starts with Colon's beginnings in the Dominican Republic and chronicles the corpulent pitcher's rise to the big leagues to the delight of his country.
However, after telling an opposing catcher he was too sore to swing at a pitch, it might be a sign Colon's age is catching up to him.